"you can’t be asexual humans have an instinctual need to mate"
"lol r u plant do u reproduce by budding?"
"you just haven’t found the right person"
"have you seen a doctor?"
"you’re just trapped in the closet"
"cool. wanna get pizza?"
Pay your taxes or be sent to the Shadow Realm
i also made an albino roxy edit for kiracles! tumblr’s probably gonna resize this one something awful so check it out in a new tab/hi-res
omfg tfw my art is on my dash again
so I was playing card against humanity with some friends and these were what people put in for the black card and they’re so perfect I can’t stop laughing